Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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