i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
