I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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