I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
this hospital has no fireball
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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