He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you inspire me to be a worse person
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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