I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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