I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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