some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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