I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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