Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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