all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
