we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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