Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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