I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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