Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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