talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
