I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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