The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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