Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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