Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Randomize
