why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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