You surviving the open bar?
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sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Vodka?
Forever.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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