Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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