If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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