btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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