I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize