Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
a search helicopter?!
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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