i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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