...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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