Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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