i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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