You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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