still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think your dad took our porno
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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