Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We had to coat check the pizza.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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