She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Randomize
