Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Shame - the story of my life.
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