Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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