Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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