I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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