I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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