we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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