That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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