Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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