I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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