He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize
