just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He has the fingertips of a God
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