Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Damn victory sex feels great
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