I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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