I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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