GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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