I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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