Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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