I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There r osticjed everywhere
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize