You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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