I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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