so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
this hospital has no fireball
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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