yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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