how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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