i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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