i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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