fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
